The Boy: Green eyed, 184cm, muscled, artist. Wears close fitting clothes or black tees, dramatic eyebrows, exquisite hands. Dutch.Sensitive, bi-sexual running to gay, funny, musical. True Love: Strawberry blond, 185cm, slim, academic. American from very rich family. Intelligent, literary, cynical, bad tempered. Sporty. Wears jeans and striped shirts. Shoes perpetually disintegrating. Drinks too much. Straight. The German: Tall blond, arrogant bartender. Good body. Wants to sleep with me. Quite relentless in his pursuit. E-Slut: Short haired Dutch girl, somewhat insane, has slept with everyone, male and female, in love with The Boy. Fake polite to me but seethingly jealous of our relationship. Pilot: Looks rather like male version of me, brown eyes, black hair, great sense of humour, very career driven, very friendly and sweet but utterly useless at making any kind of first move. Dawson: 21 year old, stocky, blond, handome and surprisingly mature, may be let down by appalling kissing technique. TBC